I could have thrown this in the link dump, but no. John Madden always deserves his own post. Where would we be without John Madden? Deeper into a recession and losing our minds even moreso probably.
Anyway, I’m sad to inform you that John Madden has announced his retirement from broadcasting. (cue single tear down the left cheek) Seriously. The 3 1/2 minute video of MSNBC people "breaking down" his retirement is below.
I’m at a loss for words about this. All I know is that somewhere, Matt Wellens is cooking a turducken and crying into his Miller Lite. What’s your take on this faithful readers?